最酷的老师
以下是我和中学补习老师的短信内容：
我: Sifu, the dap auntie sucks la..very kiam pak
老师: ya la…De KNN fellow will make all new villagers TTL!!! Feel like go to her house and throw some rotten eggs…the eternal sinner
我: sifu, you already out-dated. the current trend is to throw shoes la…
老师： dare not throw shoe coz afraid she misinterpret THROW-Mandarin pronunc. & SHOE-Cantonese. Ha!ha! （相信有很多人不懂这是什么意思.忽然间我很庆幸自己上了一间流氓中学，学会了各种各样的脏话=P)
我：dont do that to her. if not you wont have rotten eggs but rotten meatballs and a rotten banana.haha
老师：Wah! U naughty ha! Glad ur my student! But if u mistakenly said that in Court, don admit i taught u ok! But if u said that while courting, ok la! Aphrodisiacal!
在众多朋友谴责我骂脏话没修养要我戒掉的同时，我特别感激两个人。他们谁也没想改变我，而让我做自己。第一个是我的偶像，他对我说：”Be Yourself!” 第二个人就是这位副校长。他是我最酷最帅的老师，对我影响深远。因为他常和我切磋脏话，所以我更觉得骂脏话没什么大不了。
我很喜欢这个幽默的老师，并会将他对我的恩惠铭记于心。希望他能天天开心，永远快乐。
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